SURPRISE MONORAIL TAKES RESIDENTS HIGHER

Residents woke to a surprise Friday morning as a monorail was unexpectedly found straddling the Westfield River and sprawling across town.


The Great Whip City Monorail transportation system, as the project is being called, was kept secret from the public per strict instruction from mayor Daniel Knapik. 


"This city's homeless and mentally ill deserve modern transportation," explained Knapik, "and it was my intent to give it to them".

The monorail track reaches from a hub on Court Street at the former YMCA to a transfer station in front of the Reed Institute on Notre Dame Street.

Over 230 laborers worked through the night Thursday to break ground and reach completion on the project before townspeople caught wind. 

A full operating schedule is to be released by City Hall later today.

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